(via nanyoky)

dylaneatsrainbows:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god i am dying

dylaneatsrainbows:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god i am dying

(via flying-naked-blue-monkeys)

Welcome to Tumblr: The place where you can know everything about a movie or show you’ve never seen.

  • normal people: boy/girl problems
  • me: wifi connection problems

youcanlokibutyoucannottouchy:

my-mewling-quim:

This is Tom Hiddleston. Beautiful, attractive, healthy, perfect man… right?

Wrong.

Tom Hiddleston has a problem.

In 2011, a movie was released in which Tom played the character Loki. Loki is a Norse god of mischief, and the main antagonist in Thor and the recently released film, The Avengers. He does an absolutely fantastic job in both movies, but there’s just one problem.

Tom has been unable to get out of character ever since.

Please reblog to bring awareness to this man. We may not be able to save him, but we can at least show him our support.

THIS WILL NOT MAKE YOUR BLOG UGLY.

In fact, it will make it the complete opposite because holy fuck are you kidding me look at this goddamn guy.

If you don’t reblog this, YOU HAVE NO HEART.

(via the-guardian-of-rain)

nikki-bird:

gowithgodsatan:

colourofpanic:

goatzillasaurus:

mistah-kurtz-he-dead:

frackyvengero:





I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

Every time I see this on my dash I smile.

Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.

This is why I fall in love so easily on Tumblr.

now i want a cookie.

forever reblog



Baking: According to Jason Todd.

nikki-bird:

gowithgodsatan:

colourofpanic:

goatzillasaurus:

mistah-kurtz-he-dead:

frackyvengero:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T

AND SAID

NO

THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

Every time I see this on my dash I smile.

Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.

This is why I fall in love so easily on Tumblr.

now i want a cookie.

forever reblog

Baking: According to Jason Todd.

(via sexystormbuttcus)

suntbrubs:


This cap made my day

(via holleemcmurray)

lettiebobettie:

It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….

lettiebobettie:

It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….

(via nanyoky)

Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.